How One Cartoonist's Mind Works by T. McCracken   Like historic characters, fairy tale characters and grade B movie characters already come with a back story: "And they lived happily ever after." What's funny about that? Not much. Have characters deal with problems just like the rest of us, have them live not so happily ever after and you're more likely to get a laugh. Humpty Dumpty falls. Who would be called today? The King's men? No. The king's lawyers. A princess kisses a frog and it turns into a prince. In some states that would probably be illegal . . . unless, of course, they're different sexes. Then who cares? But what if the frog cares? What if he's gay? What if the princess is gay? Goldilocks? She's not going to find many bear's houses today that don't have high tech security systems. So where might she be seen complaining? I'm dyslexic. Thank God. I don't know how many cartoon ideas I've generated due to typos. 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22 <<<Back . . . . . Next>>> How To Cartoon Cartoons That Can be seen a Page 18   Malpractice Cartoon 7614: A knight looking at Humpty Dumpty saying, "I'm sorry we can't put you back together again. The king's lawyers advised us that if things go wrong, we could be sued for malpractice."   Gay Cartoon 7447: A) A man sees a princess kiss a frog. B) When it turns into a handsome prince she says "Drat." C) The man kisses a frog. D) When it turns into a princess. He says: "Drat." E) The two swap partners.   Flower Cartoon 7104: At the Goldilocks Flower Emporium" are Valentine bouquets labeled "Too Much Commitment," "Too Little Commitment," and "Just Right."   Traffic Cartoon 2997: The Three Bears and Gridlock: The story of a family whose house was raided while they were stuck in traffic. Want to use any of these cartoons? Want to get any of these cartoons on T-shirts & other stuff? Cartoon Index   email   HOME of www.mchumor.com