How One Cartoonist's Mind Works by T. McCracken   When I finally arrived at my destination, a store was having a "One Size Fits All" sale on baggy sweats. What's the opposite of One Size Fits All  Fortunately, I wasn't there to buy a bathing suit, but gardening supplies. While looking over various mulches I overheard . . . . yes, cartoonists are terrible ease droppers . . . someone say: "I always like to put manure on my strawberries." "Ugh", I thought. "I like cream on mine." That really happens to me all the time. I honestly forget that words have multiple meanings or I take things too literally. Maybe it's a side effect of my falling on my head when I was two., not that this is a bad thing because it results in many ideas, including this one. Who WOULD really like manure on their strawberries? Since my garden was still far from ready to produce all of my produce, I went to the "Fresh Produce" section. Fresh? Hmmm. The word FRESH has more than one meaning. What if I use the wrong one? 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22 <<<Back . . . . . Next>>> How To Cartoon Cartoons That Can be seen a Page 13 Fashion Cartoon 7293: A store advertises "Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None" as women try on humongous bathing suits. Ranch Cartoon 7580: Someone saying to a woman with a cow, "I'm collecting manure for my strawberries." The woman says, "I always put cream and sugar on mine."  Insect Cartoon 6515: A huge fly pan handling has a sign: "Will work for manure." Vegetarian Cartoon 1892: "Fresh Fruit." Fruit at fruit stand say to a woman walking by: "Hi Cutie," "Hey Babe," Sweetheart" and "Hello Sexy." Want to use any of these cartoons? Want to get any of these cartoons on T-shirts & other stuff?   Cartoon Index   email   HOME of www.mchumor.com